• Home
  • About me
  • Portfolio
  • Publications
  • Pricing
  • Fan Support
  • Jano’s Bizarre Boutique
  • Cart
  • Newsletter

JanoRyusaru.com: Home of the Jrpg Jano's Bizarre Art Adventure

~ Charlotte Artist, Photographer, and Creator of Azure Ascendance

JanoRyusaru.com: Home of  the Jrpg Jano's Bizarre Art Adventure

Tag Archives: Yeet gawd

Corporate Ready

18 Thursday Nov 2021

Posted by janoryusaru in Uncategorized

≈ Leave a comment

Tags

1998, 1999, 2022, adventure time, afroanime, afrocentric, Afrofuturism, afropunk, aged poorly, agnologia, ancestors, AndersonPaak, anime, Avril lavigne, BBCBloggers, BBlogRT, black and white, blackcreatives, blacknerdproblems, blackscifi, blackswhoblog, bleach, BLERD, blessed be, blessedbe, Blogger, burter, Charlotte, CLTure, complicated, Fairy Tail, final boss battle, flashback, Freeza, friendship, Frieza, funimation, gohan, Goku, guldo, headshots, incubus, JanoRyusaru, JanosBizarreartadventure, jeice, Joe Public Live and Learn, Justice League, Justice League Snyder Cut, krillin, kumi koda, legendary super saipan, legendary super saiyan, light kits, lighting, linkedin, live and learn, melaninpoppin, Namek, namie amuro, naruto, NODA, ocean dub, on Kami, piccolo, planet, planet name, recoome, RPG, sephiroth, spoileralert, Spotify, studio photography, super saiyan, tender moments, thanksgiving, UNCG, uncg alumni, vhs, voice actor, YEET, Yeet gawd, zeref

t

Dear Friends of Jano,

In the deep bowels of my spirit I think November went by entirely too fucking fast. It did. There is no reason for it to be 1 week before thanksgiving when this month just fraggin started.

As if.

At least the academic rape like sessions akin to my UNCG undergrad years of October are over.  Sadly so is Fairy Tail, I just finished it last night. Kinda sad…BUT apparently a new season is coming next year. YEET.

And Bleach is coming back. BIG FUCKING YEET.

Enough of my usual pre flashback tangent. Time for another Tale of Jano’s Bizarre Art Adventure *cue music.

This issue begins back in 1998 on Planet Namek.

Nigga what the fuck??

Don’t worry there are time leaps. Anyway as I was saying it was Spring 1998. Goku just landed on Namek, defeated Recoome, and Vegeta dropped the term for the first time in an English dub. The world waited for what seems like an eternity (especially when you are 14) for the next episode of DBZ when Goku fought Burter and Jeice of the Ginyu Force. In summer 1999, VHS tapes of the last part of the Freeza saga started to be released. And my geek ass def start buying them as soon as they dropped. $24.00 per fucking tape with 3-4 episodes.

Man those purchases aged badly when said out loud.

Fall 1999 came. I was a sophomore in high school and i was approached by someone walking to the bus I legit never knew in life. He asked if i was  ______, and i was like yea. He had heard I had the new season of DBZ tapes and i said yea.

Side note, life was so fucking simple then. Holy fucking fuck.

Anyway we formed a friendship founded in anime, and have still been friends since the tender age of 14.

AWWWWW tender moments.

Fast forward to Spring 2021.

He had hit me up one day as I was leaving the slave pit Jeff Bezos slave pit. He asked me could I do headshots of his girlfriend. I told him yea I actually have a light set which I have never used.

Wait what?

Yep, I got Christmas money for it in 2016 but I never had an opportunity to use it at all. I practiced on one of my friends kinda in 2017, but it wasn’t that deep.

We made a plans for the following Sunday, so that weekend i decided this may be a good time to practice since it is actually going to be used for an actual client.

Blessed be youtube. On Kami.

Sunday came, and i went to his place after I left the slave pit, changed and got my equipment.

Him and I chatted as I prepared everything. Practice makes perfect kids. Legit didn’t struggle as much this time settling up as the first time I did. I took test shots with my lights in various ways to minimize the harshness of the shadow being casted. Eventually his girlfriend came out and we started.

She was nervous at first. I told her to relax as best she can because it will show on her face and its not flattering.

It didn’t take long for her to relax and get comfortable. I encouraged to play some music and envision yourself as someone you admire. Sometimes I actually am inspirational when I’m not talking shit.

Spoiler Alert.

And that was it. The shoot lasted for an hour, despite that i took a plethora of photos as usual. When I was editing I realized I need to buy a damn tripod because there was no reason for some of those images to be blurry.

None, no such fuckin reason existed.

Hey Google, Play Joe Public live and learn.

As i said the issues that are drama free are the ones when its a client. The one’s where i am chasing an artistic vision my ancestors inserted in my head, MaAAAAAAN its like an anime arc or a final battle rpg fight.

Sephirtoth level shit…which I still need to beat.

FUCK….FUCK.

The rest of the time i was there we all hung out, he showed me the Snyder cut of Justice league. Which …i just remembered I need to finish that. I meant to but, yea life said fuck your summer plans nigga. fuck your plans nigga. *Dave Chappele Rick James fuck your couch voice.

At any rate to see my LinkedIn level images i snapped click here.

Next month is another client so it isn’t complicated. Avril Lavinge would be proud.

Anyone catch that? no? ok fuck yall.

I’m going try to relax without passing out…if that is a thing.

Moral of story, friendships formed in anime lead to opportunities that help your dreams…or some shit.

This isn’t Naruto nigga.

 

 

 

Down The White Snake Hole

01 Friday Jan 2021

Posted by janoryusaru in Uncategorized

≈ Leave a comment

Tags

2020, 2021, A blade so black, abari, Abed, Afrofuturism, afropunk, Alien, Allison Brie, AMEL larrieux, AndersonPaak, Atlanta, Attack on Titan, Awich, Baby YOda, babyyoda, Back To The Future, Balanced, BalancedChakras, BBlogRT, black blogger, Black Lives Matter, BlackBoyJoy, blackclover, blackcreatives, blackgeeks, Blacklivesmatter, blackswhoblog, Blerd.com, BLM, Blogger, Bonsai, Breaonna Taylor, bruja, campnorthend, Chadwick boseman, ChadwickBoseman, chakra, Charles Hamilton, CharlesHamilton, ChildishGambino, Code Geass, Community, concerts, COronavirus, covid, covid 19, crystals, Dalai Lama, DAlaiLama, depression, DIgimon, Digimon 2020, Dio, divination, Donald Glover, DonaldGlover, DragonAge, DragonAgeOrigins, Emancipation, existential crisis, Existential Dread, Existentialism, exotictales, exploreblackcomics, Fairy Tail, For the culture, Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, fullmoon, George Floyd, grandfathermountain, grounded, GymClassHeroes, Halsey, Happy New Year, High FIdelity, hiking, how to see yourself as you really are, howtoseeyourselfasyoureallyare, incense, incubus, InfinityGauntlet, Insecure, Inu Yasha, IT is the way, JanoRyusaru, jheneaiko, JID, JoJos Bizarre Adventure, JunglePussy, k pop, kayak, kayaking, Kelela, Kobe Bryant, Kofi, Kpop, L.L. Mckinney, Lake Jocassee, lockdown, LupeFiasco, Mandolorian, namie amuro, Nao, Orangeisthenewblack, pandemic, phantasystar4, PhantasyStarIV, pisces, poinsetta, PS3, PS5, PSP, PSPhacked, punkblack, quarantine, quarrantine, quirktastic, R.LUM.R, Ryan Trey Letter to you, Samurai Champloo, samuraichamploo, sinitus tempo, SinitusTempo, Snakes, SnohAalegra, spider, spidermanps4, StarTrek, StarTrek The Next Generatuon, synogonium, The FIfth element, The Internet, The Matrix, The Perfection, THE WORLD, Tom, Toonami, transformation, Transformers, Transformers Netflix, transofrmation, Troy and Abed in the morning, TUMBLR, Tyler the creator November, Ultimate SPiderman, vanjess, vaporwave, visions, Voltron, VoltronLegendaryDefender, WarriorNun, wear a mask, white, white snake, witchcraft, WW84, YashaHime, YEET, Yeet gawd, Yeet to the gawdz, YUNA, ZA WURLD

Dear friends of Jano,

MAN alot has happened since the last time I wrote to y’all.

A whole fucking lot.

2020 was the unmitigated shit show that no one wanted. But here we are, most of us…..

For those who didn’t catch the …, I was alluding to all those who have died due to the Coronavirus…and racism, fucking racism.

Concerts got cancelled. FUCK. I was supposed to see Jhene Aiko, Halsey, Snoh, Aalegra, and R.LUM.R. Probably more but ya know humanity proved unequivocally that they won’t do anything to survive.

LIES FUCKING LIES.

But despite all the chaos of 2020, I found a way to clear a path for my art journey. Priorities folks, priorities.

A week after my bday in March, thats when shit hit the fan at my previous cotton field. And when that shit splattered I took my chance to hide under a tent of what was left of the toilet paper.

Side note, can someone please explain to me why the fuck all the toilet paper was being hoarded. Why the FUCK was that a thing?

Anyway.

Cottonfield 10 decided to comply with my cities lockdown orders, thus not counting attendance against us for the next month. So guess who did not go to the cottonfield, not I said the hybrid, not I. Well I did but only to drop off my girlfriend off since she has more of a reason to go. Me, I’m just a lowly field nigga.

But me, me nigga I rested. It felt great not to have to go to a place where my throat swelled up despite allergy medicine and masks efforts. I watched so many shows, on Kami. JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is the legit most beautiful ridiculous anime I have seen. Ill be glad when the next part gets on Hulu. Baby Yoda is so fucking cute, Community was Hilarious. Alot of shows were watched, movies seen for the first time over the next few months. I won’t go through them all but if you are that interested then you can go through my tags for this post.

But most importantly I worked on my comic series, yea the thing that has took a deep stake in my heart since 4 years ago. For those who weren’t paying attention I reached an impasse because of CottonField 10. Simply put I was so fucking tired, SO FUCKING TIRED. 2019 to early 2020 I probably only did at least 1 and a half issues, which was the rest of Issue 6 and most of Issue 7. Frustration doesn’t even describe how I felt.

Shout out to Corona for giving me the chance to color all night like I did in 2016.

But of course all good things come to an end. Masta sent out a message to us slaves early May saying attendance was about to be mandatory again. Had the pandemic ended? Spoiler Alert, it didn’t. Actually it is still very much thriving, like the plague of yesteryears.

But shirts take a priority over peoples health I guess, yay capitalism.

Despite that new mandate via electronic pigeons, I dreaded going back. My spirit said nah Nigga. You need to understand, I loathed CottonField 10 as much as Cottonfield 4. Maybe it was the swelling of my throat, maybe it was because no one in my position was ever going to get a raise, maybe it was the new 3 day 12 hr shifts that exhausted me more so on top of the only way to get my 40 hrs was to work a 4th day at the full 12 hour capacity. But I hated that place, contemplating what the fuck am I doing with my life, loathing that I couldn’t work on my book the way I wanted, the existential ennui I felt standing in front of a dryer wondering WTF am I doing with my life.

Fun Right.

Instinctually my spirit said don’t go back. If I went back I would be condemning my spirit and my throat. Pay checks be damned, especially when they are mediocre and stable to a point.

A snake popped in my vision. Relax not a real one but a spirit snake for lack of better words.

Some of you don’t speak witch and it shows.

I know I’ve lost some people, but if you made it to this point you may as well keep reading. That Friday I decided to take a walk at the park where I shot my mermaid adventures. Ironically the date of that Friday was the same date and day as me graduating from college, May 15. I walked around and again I saw that snake, but the skin shed to white as I contemplated my life. I googled white snake symbolism and what I got was transformation and rebirth.

My mind was made up. I quit that blasted slave pit.

I quit on good terms, gave some amalgamated mesh of why I can’t stay. Along the lines of why I left, that I didn’t want to catch it and pass it on to my elder family members. Blah Blah Blah. And just like that I was out.

NIGGA I YEETED. I would have yeeted more if they gave me my unemployment, but fuck them. I hope to never see them again. Side note, my girlfriend told me there was so many cases of Corona every week. As soon Lockdown wave 1 ended they went back to their bullshit slave practices of forcing everyone to be in the same area.

But me personally, I was good. I colored to my hearts content, more so when my girlfriend got me a new chair. MAAAAAN listen my cheeks were so relieved they yeeted. So fucking relieved. I had some revisions to do, 2017 should be slapped for just hastily throwing stuff on paper. Slapped so hard. but I finally finished Act 2.

OMFG, I’m literally at the half way point. 10 issues down. 10 issues to go.

I should have kept going, but back pain was a thing. When July hit I took a hiatus to ya know live. Play video games, finally hacked my PSP that I got 11 years ago when I graduated college.

That was um a process to say the least. bricked it a few times. But I got it, at some point. Joy is playing Phantasy Star 4, and beating it. Especially when you were stuck at one part as a child.

RPG JOY BITCHES!!!

Beat Spiderman, Discovered AWICH, (YEET TO HER LIFE), did non profit work, went to Charleston finally, back to Atlanta because of the aquarium we saw in Charleston, Kayaked, climbed a mountain, taught photography to someone who helped me get one of the Infinity Stones, tried new recipes, read some books, got inspired by things for my next set of random ass drawings.Ya know all the simple things that ya don’t get to do when you are exhausted from a cotton field.

On Kami. On the Kami of all YEETS. If could just be unemployed and work on my art I would. Literally looking forward to my next unemployment stint.

I’m working at a place I never really wanted to work at again, but money is needed and I needed to loose weight from the past few months. I really became a chunky fuck. EWWWWW.

So October I restarted being a slave again, at a horrible fucking hour. The next place I shuck and jive at I hope I can wake up after the fucking sun. Thats all I ask bro. My comic work took a back seat to financial catch up, car registration and getting money for presents.

Ugh Life be like.

But my slave schedule changes soon, eventually I’ll be back to staying up all night while coloring as Spotify blares in the background. Nice to have to something to look forward to ya know.

Do I have any real hopes for 2021. nah bruh. I just wanna return status to zero by finishing all my art projects, enjoy concerts again, go to AfroPunk FINALLY, go to anime and comic cons, see my friends, not have anxiety attacks when I go out in public, survive a mutant super virus that has been ravishing the world for the past year, ya know the simple things.

I wish I could say I have alot of content for ya’ll, but I don’t. The typical Jano luck of photoshoots happening despite being talked about still ran true in 2020 as previous years. Actually I had planned on posting this issue when I did the photo and try to be con current with my life but obviously that didn’t happen.

Moral of the Story; If you hate the cotton field you shuck and jive and you get a chance to leave, leave that bitch if you can. ON KAMI. They don’t give a fuck about you or your life, and if you leave they will replace you like you never existed. Follow your dreams and take care of yourself.

It is the way.

This will probably be the most positive thing I say on this platform.

Maybe. Depends on how life goes.

At any rate thats all for now. I just woke up. Here’s hoping 2021 has way less fuckery than 2020, for the culture.

Social

  • View Jano.Ryusaru’s profile on Facebook
  • View Jano_Ryusaru’s profile on Twitter
  • View Jano_Ryusaru’s profile on Instagram
  • View janoryusaru’s profile on Twitch
  • View janoryusaru’s profile on Tumblr

Other Jano Antics

First Email Me if you want to Collaborate

SnapChat Stories:  Jano.Ryusaru

More Drawings on Deviant Art

Portfolio on Behance

My new myspace space hey page

 

Back Issues of Jano Ryusaru

  • New Book Series: Azure Ascendance Level 5 August 28, 2022
  • 4 part Season Finale Via Erratic Time leaps February 20, 2022
  • New Book Series: Azure Ascendance Level 4 February 9, 2022
  • Boss Lady Spotlight February 1, 2022
  • Karma and Krystals January 2, 2022

Like My Fan Page

Like My Fan Page
Mystic Realm

Enter your email to get updates on Jano's Biazare Art Adventure

Proudly powered by WordPress Theme: Chateau by Ignacio Ricci.

 

Loading Comments...